Kena Yam 5 (MSLL)

This one I beh tahan somebody..so I write..(beh tahan=can’t stand/bear)

So MSLL (Everybody knows who he is lar..) borrowed soccer boots from Q for his Chinese Cup match…

Two weeks after the tournament,

Q : Hei..MSLL…where is my boot?

MSLL : (Searching) Eh…Don’t have ler…maybe dog eats it lar…

Q : Then how ar?

MSLL : Don’t worry…I will pay you back lor…How much is your boot?

Q : Er…RM 30 only…but you pay half enough lar…RM15 (Q is very generous)

MSLL : OKOK…

After TWO blardy years..while eating dinner at Dragon Village…

WS : Hei…has this MSLL given you back the money?

Q : No ler…

WS : KNN…so long liao ler…never mind I SMS him…

Tutu….here comes the SMS…MSLL read it and looked around…then continued eating with his friend’s sister….you know him lar..

WS : (Kek sei)

That night, on MSN…WS jioed all his friends to put the same title…to help RQ get back his money lor…

WS wrote : Please return RQ boot ler…

KKK wrote : jin gy! owe people thing dun wan to pay a! KNN

Ycloke wrote : boot…boot…where is my boot…i miss my boot…adidas limited edition

Sootong wrote : Where is RQ shoe?…someone borrow and missing it like nothing..

I wrote : You Know Who…Please return RQ boot ler..

And then you guess what did the KNNBCCB MSLL wrote in his fucking MSN:

MSLL : moneyface..moneyface

KNNBCCB…MTCH….where got people like this “thick face” one…still dare to scold people money face…CCB….owe people thing must pay back ler…don’t bully RQ just because he is nice…

KNN….RQ lives on PTPTN also ler…like the MCB you also…don’t say you are not responsible for losing the boots…it was the knn you who lost it…at your own farking house….ccb….

and now still say us money face….ccb….

I warned you…if you dun pay it soon….I guarantee your big photo on my fucking blog….

欠鞋不赔, 天打雷劈

Oyeah…bosses out there….Do you dare to hire such dishonest employee..?

Kena Yam 4 (Football Chuan)

Fresh news…about Football Chuan..(later known as FB Chuan)

1st – during class…dunno which lecture lar…

3Man asked FB Chuan to write down his Chinese name…
then 3 Man added in some ugly question “XXX,FB Chuan ask you when is your safety period”

Of course, FB Chuan saw it and tore it before being passed around to the girl…

Phew…(Can’t understand why 3Man so curious about girl’s period?)

2nd – FB Chuan has nothing much to do..so he jio us to play futsal at Kempas..
(jio=invite)

5p.m. – We (First car, total 2 cars going) reached there and warmed up there
(after 30 minutes)

5.30p.m. – Second car reached…started playing…(KNN…supposed to start at 5pm le)

Worst is yet to come…

6.30p.m. – Finished playing…booked the court for one hour only mar…

6.40p.m. – Third car came….Ei…who is that….o…Ipoh guys….

Ipoh Guys : Eh…Finished liao ah?

FB Chuan : Ask you 5pm come…you now baru arrived..

Ipoh Guys : (Pade Muka= tai sei)

FB Chuan : Never mind…take your boots…we go eat dinner…

3rd – Dinner time…near Kempas also

5 Guys : Eh…Go and order 5 Kuey Teow Sup for us…

FB Chuan : Okok…

5 minutes later…

FB Chuan : Hei…I ordered 2 Mee+Meehon, 2 Mee, 1 Kuey Teow…

5 Guys : Why? What you order?

FB Chuan : Laksa lar…

Me : What…Laksa…you dunno I am sick ar…Yam Me ah

4 Guys : Ok lor…Yam Us..Kuey Teow Sup /= Laksa Meehoon ler..

Oya…forgot to mention…FB Chuan jioed his 2 Ipoh Friends to eat dinner at Kempas with soccer boots…haha

Kena Yam 3 (Tapao)

This tapao story just happened this afternoon. Here is how it goes…

My housemate,Q has got to fetch his roomate who is returning from Muar at Putri. So I asked him to tapao for me lo. Then he went out.

15 minutes later, another housemate, S came down.

S : Hei…eat lunch lo.

Me : I asked Q to tapao liao…you SMS him to tapao also lar…

S : Aiya…never mind lar…I eat with C.

Then suddenly he got a SMS..

(photo courtesy from ahpompom aka the olympusian….)

Q : Hey…do you want me to tapao for you?

S : (Since Q is so sincere, and thinking of not good to reject his offer..then) Yes…thank you..

Half an hour later, Q came back with his roomate and 1 packet of food..

Q : Naa, here is your food…

Me : Thank you….(Start eating lunch)

S : Why about me? I replied your SMS right?

Q : (Taking out his handphone)..O….sorry…I was busy chatting with my roomate…sorry le..din notice your reply.

S : KNN…..Yam me…

Kena Yam 2 (Lecturer)

This happened during an economic lecture.

Bunch of friends were obviously bored of the lecture and busy chatting with each other.
Out of a sudden, the lecturer ki siao and caught my friend talking.

Lecturer : Hey…You …..What was the last phrase I said?

Friend : Er…You were asking me :”What was the last phrase I said” lor

Class : Laugh like hell

Lecturer : Pretend nothing happened. (He wanted to trap my friend and eventually kena Yam balik)

However, I respect my friend to be brave enough to give such an answer.

By the way, I heard he answered this to a recruiter.

Recruiter : Why do you think I should hire you?

Friend : Because 10 companies are begging me to work for them…

Kena Yam 1

The conversation took place in MSN messenger.

Friend : Hey, I heard you have bought a new swimming trunk and googles for RM110. Come, let’s go swimming today!

Victim : Ai meh, Later lar…still early.(time was 3.30pm, whereas they planned to go at 4.30pm)

Friend : Don’t Later, come now…kin..now!!

Victim : Going to Rain Liao….

Friend : Come now. Come Now.

Victim : Okay okay, I come now..

Five minutes later, Victim arrived at my house..starts drizzling outside..

Friend : Hey, it is raining outside ler…

Me : Don’t worry, can swim one, no lightning mar

Friend : Don’t want lar, I don’t want to go liao.

Victim : Niaseng, ask me come so early and now don’t want to go…

Friend : ‘Yam’ you cannot ah..

Victim : Niaseng